Sexual slang

Sexual slang or seslang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

Warning: The following list of terms may be considered offensive to some readers.

Table of contents

1 Introduction
2 Body parts

2.1 Penis

2.1.1 Erect
2.1.2 Flaccid or Erect

2.2 Testicles
2.3 Breasts
2.4 Vagina
2.5 Perineum
2.6 Posterior
2.7 Anus

3 Foreplay

3.8 Kissing

4 Oral Sex

4.9 General
4.10 Cunnilingus (Oral sex on female)
4.11 Fellatio (Oral sex on male)

5 Anal Intercourse
6 Semen (Ejaculation)
7 Masturbation

7.12 Male
7.13 Female

8 Homosexuality

8.14 Male
8.15 Female/ Lesbian

9 Prostitute
10 Venereal Disease
11 Pedophilia
12 External link

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

arrow, bishop in a turtleneck, blue-veined microphone, chode, Clyde, cock, crank, dick, dong, egg roll, hog or hawg, johnson, john-thomas, knob, lad (Irish), love snake, manmeat, meat, member, mushroom cap, old fellow, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, pecker, Pedro, Peter, Percy, plum (of the head only), pork hammer, pork sword, prick, purple-headed (something), rod, scepter, schlong, shaft, snopp, Stanley (the power tool), talliwhacker, todger, tool, trouser snake, trouser trout, unit, wang, warrior of love, wiener, willie, yogurt slinger

bearded clam, beaver, box, clam, coot, cunt, fanny (British English; in the US, a non-obscene word for posterior), furburger, gap, meat curtains, muff, pussy, snapper, tuna, twat, gash, coochie, pink taco, poon, poontang, punani, rug, slit, snatch, sweet spot, tweety bird, vertical smile, whisker biscut, winky, sausage walle

are simply "eat", "bite", "blow", "suck", "chew" or a verb suggesting them, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia,
involve little creativity, and
while immediately understandable, have little currency.

General

going down, giving head, eating him/her (out), eating it, going south

yanking the crank, jacking off, jerking off, choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking (off), whacking off, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, polishing the helmet, strokin' the pole, shaking hands with the sheriff, fucking off, beating the meat, frigging (off), doing the shandy shuffle, playing tug-of-war with cyclops, crack one off, pocket billiards

promiscuous woman, slut, sex worker, call girl, white slave, model, escort, masseuse, tart, pro, moll, brass nail, tom, woman on the game, working girl, member of the oldest profession, tramp, floozie, scrubber, slapper, slag tart, prossie, brass, hooker, ho, hustler, roundheel; dated streetwalker, woman of the streets, lady/woman of the night, scarlet woman, fallen woman, woman of easy virtue, cocotte, wanton, loose woman, courtesan, strumpet, harlot, trollop, woman of ill repute, lady of pleasure, Cyprian, doxy, drab, wench (also used for any lower-class woman, e.g. "serving wench"), quean, trull.

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